"What is up with Giving Tree here?”
Remember when “creatures” was a word used to describe something usually scary and NOT a group of guys in their twenties doing stupid but hilarious shit together?
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
But seniors are just like:
4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.
one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying
what the fuck
This is perfect.
I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy
I’m still obsessed with this, in case anyone was wondering.
im still obsessed with the whole movie…
I feel this so much
Peace was n e v e r an option.
i made a fan design of the guy on the phone bc i am weird and pathetic
i imagine he’s a young jittery guy who got stuck in the job trying to pay off college loans…he’s optimistic despite his situation, but is still often anxious. he has a lot of injuries from dealing with freddy and pals :3c
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
Commission I did for opensaysami who wanted Dave and Dirk in their godtier outfits! :D I had so much fun drawing them haha
*whispers* all i wanna do is draw dirk in his poofy pants